I’m a recovered World of Warcraft addict.

Noah, however, has never experienced its vast charms. While discussing the unlikeliest of scenarios that would result in his desire to play, we stumbled upon the problem that he would need to go through the rigorous levelling up process in order to be able to join in the fun with more seasoned players (such as myself). I then decided that, as the owner of a couple of maxed characters, I could sell him one.

The results would likely be comical.

-David