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Archive for January 13th, 2009


The annual winter illness has finally descended upon me.  I’m doing my best to fight it off.  As I write this I am being harassed by Mr. Rodenbeek to be more talkative.  Does he not understand that talking fucking hurts?


While I’ve never donned a bowler, false eyelashes, codpiece, and cane, this episode is still a bit autobiographical.
Somewhere around the release of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective I developed a habit of losing myself into movie characters. The shit was bad. I actually went about my daily life in a constant Jim Carrey [...]