I was listening to Kevin Smith’s Smodcast the other day, in which he discussed a video entitled “Glass Ass” with guest host Malcolm Ingram. Check out the podcast here, if you’re interested.

From the description alone I was horrified, and knew that I would never watch the video. I can only imagine the confusion other drivers on the highway must have felt as they saw me passing by in the left hand lane, my face curled into a pained sneer as I listened to Mr. Smith describe the video as he watched it.

I immediately had to tell Noah that this video existed and to warn him not to watch it. What followed pretty closely mirrors what happened above. He is forever a changed man. I still have not seen the video, and pray that curiosity never gets the better of me.

I am, however, cursed with a very good imagination. I see and hear this video in my mind, without ever having viewed the real thing. It haunts me. I wish I did not know of it.

I give you the same warning I gave to Mr. Rodenbeek. Do not seek this video out. Do not view it if invited to. Steer clear from anything that even remotely sounds like it could be related to Glass Ass.

-David