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When forced to display the package publicly, you can’t blame a man for trying to represent.
Here in the midwest we’re still sitting below a very thick blanket of snow. It’s cold. It’s wet. It requires shoveling.
I hate it.
After hearing tell of a flavor combination months ago that was probably conceived by angels, I have finally sampled the awesomeness that is bacon ice cream, thanks to the gift of an ice cream maker. Sure, it sounds odd, but trust me. The savory taste of the bacon is an amazing followup to the sweet taste of the cream and sugar, and breaks the monotony of the same flavor bite after bite. Do yourself a favor. Try it.
“Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.”