If you don’t read Penny Arcade, you probably aren’t reading webcomics. Or using the internet.

Or breathing.

Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins (with the help of Robert Khoo) have built an empire around their thrice a week updated comic. It is both the greatness to which we aspire and the demon which we are tasked to overcome.

Next Wednesday we head to St. Louis for the final stop on their book signing tour. The convergence of our two powerful forces will likely bring the proceedings to a screeching halt and perhaps tear a hole in the fabric of reality. Or they might just kindly sign some shit as we gush like the PA fanboys we truly are.